Your hares are Saint and Turtle Twat.
You're running late.
You didn't have time to find your running shorts.
You're wearing unmatched socks.
Come dressed as if you've only just managed to scrape yourself together.
The On Inn will be the Tea Gardens Hotel.
2/4 Bronte Rd, Bondi Junction
• What to bring
Running gear, $10 bucket fee (unless you have prepaid) and a sense of humour
• Important to know
There is always someone to take care of your gear, so you don't have to run with anything.